Fun: Murphy's Law in Shimlar by Mech Dragon

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Drops

 * You will never find a good gem/shadow drop except when you don't need it.
 * Shortly after buying a gem you will find an exact duplicate from a gem drop.
 * Kings will never give you a gem drop. If they do, it will be a malachite*/**.

Quests

 * If you really need to do a quest, someone else will complete it within 3 seconds of them appearing.
 * Shortly after going to the QuestMaster's Hut and the quests appearing, you will find out that your quest timer isn't up yet.
 * Finding a special is a sure sign that someone else found it a split second before you.
 * If you find the winning special then someone will PK you.
 * When logging in to [Shimlar], you will find out that you logged on a few minutes too late for quests.

Fanatics

 * If you become tired, the next monster will be a fanatic.
 * If you stop concentrating at the upper half of the screen, the next monster will be a fanatic.
 * If you are in a zone with a purple background, you will somehow mistake the word fanatic for the background.
 * If you encounter a fanatic right before leveling and attack it, it will double-critical and kill you.

PKing

 * You ARE about to attack a twink and die. Give up.
 * If the target is somehow not a twink, you will get double/triple/quadruple-criticalled and killed.

Fancy Confirmation "Are You Sure?" Popups

 * Despite the warning, you will buy the wrong item.
 * Despite the warning, you will sell the wrong item.
 * Despite the warning, you will trade the wrong item.
 * Despite the warning, you will enchant the wrong item.
 * Despite the warning, you will disenchant the wrong item.
 * If you do buy/sell/trade/enchant/disenchant the right item, you will shortly find out that it was a bad idea anyway.